BOYFRIEND FOR THE NIGHT:

/’boiˌfrend/ /’fawr/ /’th-uh/ /nīt/

When you meet a boy out and that night, and that night only, you both act like you’re in a relationship. You don’t go anywhere without him. You drink at his pace. You wait in a designated spot (“I’ll be right here.”) when he goes to use the bathroom. You move over to his group of friends and, after you introduce yourself, you act as though they’re your group of friends, too. ‘Vice-versa’ applies to all. You effectively break up when you leave the bar.

• How was last night?
• It was fun. I played “boyfriend for the night.” 

*Coined by Whitney

NOODLE STABBER:

/ˈno͞odl/ /stab’-ur/

When you think his penis is hard enough to get in, but right when it hits, it folds.

• How was the sex last night?
• We didn’t end up having the sex. He had a noodle stabber.

BEEF STROGANOFF:

/bēf/ /ˈstrôgəˌnôf,ˈstrō-/

An ugly girl.

• Do you think he went home with that girl last night?
• I bet he didn’t. She looked like beef stroganoff.